TEAM 7 They're just the main characters. What's so important about them anyways? KONOHA Eight, Ten and Gai; sloth, passion and jackets with high collars. SUNA Written in the sand. Occasionally homicidal. AKATSUKI Because purple nail polish is bad ass. OLD STORIES A pervert, a drunken gambler and an old man with rotting arms. Once, they were great. MISSING NIN And everything else. BY AUTHOR Because we r not elitist.

AKATSUKI: TOP SEKRIT NINJA CLUB Autumn - Gigabomb PG // Itachi // Spoilers for Chapter 181+ Second in a series of viewpoints detailing Konoha during the year Naruto trains with Jiraiya. Itachi at the Uchiha estate. Battlefield - Annwyd PG // Sasuke + Itachi // Violent Implications Short consideration of Sasuke and Itachi's psyches. Blind Eyes - Gigabomb PG13 // Kisame/Itachi // Spoilers post time-skip Itachi can no longer see, but Kisame still feels like he is being watched. Control - 012607 PG13 // Sasori/Deidara // Dark, Drabble Sasori has hundreds of puppets, but only one is his favourite. Hazing Tobi - Marmalade Cat G // Tobi + Akatsuki // Humour/Crack Joining the Akatsuki isn't as easy as some people think! Immortal - Rayemars PG13 // Sasuke + Itachi // It's often said that the only immortality is passing your ideas down to someone else. Immortality - Annwyd PG // Itachi + Orochimaru, Kisame // Orochimaru and Itachi have a conversation. Kisame observes. There are things to be learned. Instinct - Cephied Variable PG13 // Kisame // Drabble He may be a monster, but at least he's a monster of their own creation. Limits - Marmalade Cat R // Kisame/Itachi // Heavy Sexual Themes Kisame ponders Itachi's madness, and his own limits. Pathos - Lykomancer NC17 // Itachi/Sasuke // Dark, Incest In the five years afterward, after the blood dried to black stains on the stone walls and the younger kids became too afraid to go down into the old abandoned Uchiha clan village to throw stones at the already shattered windows because of rumors that it was haunted... Rules - Marmalade Cat R // Sasori/Deidara // Sexual Themes Every relationship has rules. Some are more inexplicable than others. Spirit of Fire - Marmalade Cat PG13 // Itachi + Sasuke // Spoilers fo Uchiha backstory Uchiha Sasuke and Uchiha Itachi. What defines the soul of an Uchiha? Scenes from throughout their lives. Tea Before War - Gigabomb PG13 // Kisame + Hinata, Neji, Itachi // AU Genius doesn't equal tactful. Dealing with genius does. That Which Innocence Cannot Mask - Gigabomb PG13 // Zetsu/Tobi, Obito + Kakashi, Rin // speculation, spoilers for Kakashi Gaiden & time skip Uchiha Obito learns that sometimes amnesia isn't enough. The Beauty of Impermanence - Gigabomb PG13 // Deidara + Sasuke, implied Sasori/Deidara // AU, Spoilers 181+ Deidara finds tolerating his partner's temporary replacement something of a trial. Things - Cephied Variable PG13 // Sasori // Spoilers post time-skip These are the basics of puppeteering. As long as something possesses chakra, it is still considered alive. A thing, of course, but alive nevertheless. Tragic Kingdom - 021607 R // Sasori/Deidara // Dark, Sexual Content “I’m not going to die, Deidara.” A partnership form the very beginning to the very end. Voices - Marmalade Cat PG13 // Sasori // Spoilers post time-skip Sasori and his puppets. A drabble. Voices of the Desert - Marmalade Cat PG13 // Sasori + Deidara // Spoilers post time-skip Sasori and Deidara, whilst the two travel the land together a visit to Suna teaches Deidara more about his enigmatic partner.