TEAM 7 They're just the main characters. What's so important about them anyways? KONOHA Eight, Ten and Gai; sloth, passion and jackets with high collars. SUNA Written in the sand. Occasionally homicidal. AKATSUKI Because purple nail polish is bad ass. OLD STORIES A pervert, a drunken gambler and an old man with rotting arms. Once, they were great. MISSING NIN And everything else. BY AUTHOR Because we r not elitist.

Lykomancer Blindside PG // Jiraiya/Orochimaru // Drabble Orochimaru never saw it coming. Casting Lots PG // Neji, One sided Neji/Naruto // Spoilers 181+ Six at the beginning means: Hold to him in truth and loyalty; This is without blame. Neji on life, and Naruto. How You Are Crowned NC17 // Neji/Naruto, others implied // Sexual themes, Spoilers 181+ And here Neji thought that the Hokage had something important to tell him... Lemniscate NC17 // Kabuto/Sasuke, implied Orochimaru/Sasuke, Orochimaru/Kabuto // Dark, Spoilers 181+ In Sound village manipulation and sex are one and the same. Kabuto and Sasuke attempt to out manuvuer each other, but in the end the only one who wins is... Pathos NC17 // Itachi/Sasuke // Dark, Incest In the five years afterward, after the blood dried to black stains on the stone walls and the younger kids became too afraid to go down into the old abandoned Uchiha clan village to throw stones at the already shattered windows because of rumors that it was haunted... Whereof One Cannot Speak, One Must Remain Silent R // Sasuke/Gaara // Sexual Themes Words are a barrier to true communication. Waking or Sleeping PG // Jiraiya + Orochimaru // past fic A mission takes a turn for the worst. Winner Takes All PG13 // Naruto/Neji/Sasuke/Gaara // Sexual Theme The only thing better than one drunk Kage is two drunk Kage's.