TEAM 7 They're just the main characters. What's so important about them anyways? KONOHA Eight, Ten and Gai; sloth, passion and jackets with high collars. SUNA Written in the sand. Occasionally homicidal. AKATSUKI Because purple nail polish is bad ass. OLD STORIES A pervert, a drunken gambler and an old man with rotting arms. Once, they were great. MISSING NIN And everything else. BY AUTHOR Because we r not elitist.

KONOHA: Y'KNOW, THE OTHER TEAMS A Twisted Rhapsody - Gigabomb PG13 // Kidomaru/Ino // AU Birthday picnic, deer, and voyeurs who are far too familiar. A Whiter Shade of Pale - Cephied Variable PG13 // Neji // Spoilers 197+ Neji picks of the pieces of his life and finds that they're not the same pieces he had to begin with. Beauty and Bravery - Kaiousei PG // Tenten/Hinata // Fluff, Drabble It had originally been for Neji, but now... Big Heart, Druken Fist - Maldoror R // Lee/Gaara // Humour Everyone in Sand knows that Lee is brave, kind-hearted and strong. What they didn't know about was his odd reaction to alcohol. Enter...the Drunken Fist Master! Break in the Routine - Maldoror R // Gai/Kakashi // Mild Violence, Sexual Themes For Kakashi, routine meant that nobody was actively trying to kill him and there were no missions that day. Routine was good. Then Gai just had to ruin it with a whole new type of challenge, one that Kakashi was not expecting at all. Casting Lots - Lykomancer PG // Neji, One sided Neji/Naruto // Spoilers 181+ Six at the beginning means: Hold to him in truth and loyalty; This is without blame. Neji on life, and Naruto. Chicken Soup for the Demonic Soul - Maldoror R // Lee/Gaara // Sexual Themes Gaara may be one of the strongest Shinobi around, but he's not invulnerable. When something unexpected threatens him, it is up to Lee to protect him and lend him the strength to fight the enemy within. DescentMaldoror - R // Gai/Kakashi // Violence People change when the ANBU mask goes on. Fools - Cephied Variable G // Sakura + Ino // Drabble Ino and Sakura on love. For Real - Marmalade Cat PG // Kakashi/Iruka + Team 7 // Death fic How does one break the news of another's death to those around you? Kakashi must answer that question. How You Are Crowned - Lykomancer NC17 // Neji/Naruto, others implied // Sexual themes, Spoilers 181+ And here Neji thought that the Hokage had something important to tell him... Hunter's Moon - Maldoror R // Kakashi/Iruka // Violence Iruka is being hunted down. But he is a Shinobi: he'll fight to survive despite his injuries, and no matter who the hunter is. It Takes a Village - Rayemars PG // Genin 12 "You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed." Knife Edge - Annwyd PG13 // Shikamaru/Temari // Dark Shikamaru takes an ANBU mission, and whether he succeeds or not, it's not going to end well. Legends - Cephied Variable PG13 // Ahahaha, EVERYONE // AU like no one's business Everything different, except the same. What, exactly, is the price of glory? Please read the foreword. Multichapter 2/?? Lights - Cephied Variable PG13 // Team 10 // Drabble, Spoilers 197+ Team Ten deals with the aftermath. Lucky - Marmalade Cat PG13 // Kakashi/Iruka // Spoilers Chapter 181+ Umino Iruka was born lucky. Mothers - Rayemars PG // Kakashi, Hyuuga Sisters, Team 7 // Mothers, as played an influence on Kakashi, the Hyuuga sisters, and team seven. Passing the Time - Marmalade Cat PG13 // Kakashi/Iruka // Iruka has taken to working overtime while Kakashi is away. Very slowly, he's starting to come unhinged. Practical Girl - Annwyd PG // Chouji/Ino // Fluff Ino. Growing up and falling in love, or falling up and growing in love. Whichever works best. Sandwhiches - Annwyd PG13 // Shikamaru + Chouji, Shikamaru/Temari, Chouji/Ino // Humour Chouji and Shikamaru have an awkward early morning talk about love, sex, and food. Semantics - Cephied Variable PG13 // Shikamaru/Temari // Sexual Themes Shikamaru, Temari, her brothers and the practical semantics of love. Siblings - Kaiousei PG // Hanabi // Drabble The younger Hyuuga contemplates her sister's weaknesses. Smoke and Snow - Marmalade Cat PG // Kakashi/Iruka // Christmas Fic It's easy to lose yourself amongst the smoke and the darkness, whoever and whatever you believe you are. Spinning - Kaiousei PG13 // one sided Neji/Naruto // Spoilers 181+ Neji, Shikamaru and Naruto on a mission and the nature of dreams. Summer - Gigabomb PG // Shino // Spoilers for Chapter 181+ First in a series of viewpoints detailing Konoha during the year Naruto trains with Jiraiya. Shino and summer in the forest. Take it All Off - Annwyd R // Kakashi/Anko // Sexual Themes A lighthearted glimpse of the sex lives of personally dysfunctional ninja. Tea Before War - Gigabomb PG13 // Kisame + Hinata, Neji, Itachi // AU Genius doesn't equal tactful. Dealing with genius does. Teamwork - Kaiousei G // Team 8 // Drabble How to get a free meal. The Perfect Trap - Maldoror PG // Kakashi/Iruka // Humour Iruka has to help Kakashi out of a trap. The Things We Do For Love - Cephied Variable PG13 // Various Pairings // Spoilers for just about everything Love in Konoha is often complicated and never repriocated. What would you do for love? Unlegendary - Rayemars PG // Ino + Sakura // Spoilers post time-skip No on is a legend to their friends. Vie - Kaiousei R // Sasuke/Naruto, various other pairings included Lee/Gaara & Tenten/Hinata // AU, Dark Unable to face the shame of being unable to bring Sasuke home, Naruto instead accompanies his friend to Sound Village. Ansgt, guilt, longing and the Biju Legend. Multichapter, 5/?? 2, 3, 4, 5 Visions of Another's Smile - Gigabomb PG13 // Gai + Naruto // Spoilers for Chapter 181+ Sometimes Naruto wishes he could be the weak one for once. Waiting is a Waste of Time - Gigabomb PG // Kiba/Hinata // Spoilers for Chapter 181+ Kiba contemplates his chances to win Hinata now that Naruto's out of the picture. Weapons Cast Away - Gigabomb PG13 // Kimimaro/Tenten // Spoilers for Kimimaro's history On a training journey following the finals of the Chuunin Exams, Tenten comes upon a boy in a field, and in the process gains an unexpected training partner. Winner Takes All - Lykomancer PG13 // Naruto/Neji/Sasuke/Gaara // Sexual Theme The only thing better than one drunk Kage is two drunk Kage's. Winter - Gigabomb PG // Ibiki // Spoilers for Chapter 181+ Second in a series of viewpoints detailing Konoha during the year Naruto trains with Jiraiya. Morino Ibiki in a teahouse.