TEAM 7 They're just the main characters. What's so important about them anyways? KONOHA Eight, Ten and Gai; sloth, passion and jackets with high collars. SUNA Written in the sand. Occasionally homicidal. AKATSUKI Because purple nail polish is bad ass. OLD STORIES A pervert, a drunken gambler and an old man with rotting arms. Once, they were great. MISSING NIN And everything else. BY AUTHOR Because we r not elitist.

MISSING NIN: :( A Twisted Rhapsody - Gigabomb PG13 // Kidomaru/Ino // AU Birthday picnic, deer, and voyeurs who are far too familiar. As The Ice Begins to Melt - Gigabomb PG // Zabuza/Haku // speculation Zabuza and Haku, everything between their meeting and the end. Cows - Marmalade Cat G // Team Yondaime // Kakashi Gaiden Spoilers Team Yellow Flash have a spot of bother on their latest mission. Determination's Futility - Gigabomb PG // Sakon/Naruto // AU Strength often comes from the most unexpected places. Legends - Cephied Variable PG13 // Ahahaha, EVERYONE // AU like no one's business Everything different, except the same. What, exactly, is the price of glory? Please read the foreword. Multichapter 2/?? Lemniscate - Lykomancer NC17 // Kabuto/Sasuke, implied Orochimaru/Sasuke, Orochimaru/Kabuto // Dark, Spoilers 181+ In Sound village manipulation and sex are one and the same. Kabuto and Sasuke attempt to out manuvuer each other, but in the end the only one who wins is... Lines of Reasoning - Gigabomb G // Sound Village // Spoilers 181+ How many of them were there, anyway? The numbers never seemed to add up. A short point of view reflecting the lack of basic math skills in Sound Village. Mistakes of Mercy - Rayemars PG13 // Kabuto // speculation Kabuto, when he was brought to the Leaf after the battle at Bellflower Pass. On How to Poison a Spider - Gigabomb PG // Kidomaru + Kabuto // Kidoumaru tries to find out who Kabuto is, because Kabuto sure isn't telling. Unfortunately, when he does tell, he lies, and Kidoumaru doesn't know the difference. Questionable Humanity - Gigabomb PG13 // Kidomaru // Having been in Sound Village only three months, Kidoumaru is still trying to get used to his new life as a shinobi, and an illbegotten venture into Orochimaru's laboratory doesn't do much to help him adjust. Rainy Day Blues - Marmalade Cat PG // Kidomaru + Tayuya // Kidoumaru and Tayuya, a rainy day and not enough pairs of hands. Ripples - Cephied Variable PG13 // Kabuto/Sasuke // Spoilers 197+ One of the first things Sasuke learns in Sound Village is that Kabuto is more dangerous than Orochimaru. Two Leaves - Rayemars PG13 // Kabuto + Sasuke // Spoilers 181+ Kabuto and Sasuke, finding that life is what you make of it in Oto. Weapons Cast Away - Gigabomb PG13 // Kimimaro/Tenten // Spoilers for Kimimaro's history On a training journey following the finals of the Chuunin Exams, Tenten comes upon a boy in a field, and in the process gains an unexpected training partner.