TEAM 7 They're just the main characters. What's so important about them anyways? KONOHA Eight, Ten and Gai; sloth, passion and jackets with high collars. SUNA Written in the sand. Occasionally homicidal. AKATSUKI Because purple nail polish is bad ass. OLD STORIES A pervert, a drunken gambler and an old man with rotting arms. Once, they were great. MISSING NIN And everything else. BY AUTHOR Because we r not elitist.

THE LEGENDARY SANNIN 20 Truths About Jiraiya - Annwyd PG // Jiraiya + Others // Possible Spoilers Some simple and not so simple facts about a living legend. 30/14 - Rayemars PG // Shizune + Tsunade, Sakura // Spoilers post time-skip Shizune, on loyalty and the story of replacement. A Day's Work - Rayemars PG // Tsunade + Sakura // Spoilers post time-skip A medicnin's scars are on the inside. Coming to an Understanding - Gigabomb R // Orochimaru/Naruto // AU Naruto has lost everything. He's willing to go through a little unpleasantness to get what he wants. Orochimaru couldn't care less about his reasons. He's just willing to take advantage of the opportunity. Correcting Past Mistakes - Gigabomb PG13 // Orochimaru + Jiraiya // AU, Dark Orochimaru and Jiraiya in Otogakure. Some things change, while some things remain the same. Dreams to Ashes - Annwyd PG // Jiraiya // past fic Dreams evolve. Sometimes they go extinct. Drinking is a Stupid Hobby - Gigabomb PG 13 // Orochimaru + Jiraiya // past-fic Orochimaru drinks to forget. So does Jiraiya. Between the two of them during a drinking binge, they manage to remember absolutely nothing worthwhile and everything trivial. This is exactly what they were shooting for. Failure of a Necromancer - Gigabomb PG // Orochimaru // Speculation Orochimaru's first dealings with the forbidden arts doesn't end well, but he isn't so easily discouraged. Happy Birthday - Gigabomb PG // Jiraiya/Tsunade // Past-fic Even people who go through the same experiences remember them in different ways. Jiraiya learns this the hard way Legendary, Or Something Like It - Gigabomb PG13 // Sannin, Orochimaru/Jiraiya, Sandaime Hokage, Sasori // Spoilers, AU A collection of drabbles about the Sannin. Who they are, where they've been, where they could have gone. Lessons - Gigabomb R // Jiraiya/Orochimaru // sexual themes An unconventional relationship is brought about through Jiraiya's misadventures with women. Set during the Great War. Love and Death Over Salami - Gigabomb PG13 // Dan/Tsunade + Orochimaru // past fic After the death of her brother and an encounter with the man she was destined to fall in love with, Tsunade returns to her apartment to find someone already there. Mouse - Marmalade Cat PG // Hidden Sound // Humour Kabuto returns to Sound to find things have changed a little in his absence...what has Orochimaru been doing? Past Legends - Rayemars PG // Sannin // past fic Three ficlets about Jiraiya, Tsunade, and Orochimaru, and the way they once were. Rejection of the Black - Gigabomb PG13 // Gaara/Tsunade // Spoilers post time-skip Gaara wants to be human. Tsunade convinces him otherwise. Seasons of Gold - Marmalade Cat PG13 // Sannin, Orochimaru + Tsunade-centric // Orochimaru, Tsunade and scenes from their past. Simplicity - Rayemars PG // The Sannin and Team 7 // Spoilers 181+ Tsunade, memories of the sannin team and the little things that pass from teacher to student. Snakes, Toads and Slugs Don't Do Well in the Rain - Gigabomb PG // Sannin // past-fic While on a mission, Jiraiya is drugged, Orochimaru is wounded, and Tsunade is given too much time to think. Taller Than God - Rayemars PG13 // Anko + Orochimaru // Anko Filler Spoilers (anime only) Anko's path to becoming Orochimaru's first success. The Perfect Gift - Marmalade Cat PG13 // Orochimaru + Team Sannin // Young Orochimaru has forgotten a very important date. The Power Behind - Rayemars PG // Shizune + Tsunade // spoilers for anime filler Shizune, taking care of various aftermaths. The Road of Life and It's Many Detours - Gigabomb PG13 // Jiraiya + Orochimaru // past-fic Jiraiya watches his friends slip away from him and knows he can't do anything about it, but the second time around he tries anyway. Unfortunately, he isn't very persuasive, and Orochimaru doesn't listen. Welcome to My Happy Ending - Gigabomb PG13 // Orochimaru + various pairings // AU futurefic Orochimaru attends a wedding. Wisdom and Eternity - Cephied Variable PG13 // Legendary Sannin // Spoilers, I suppose Most people live their lives in a straight line, but they've all walked a circle with too many dead ends. Memories, regrets and the death of a friend. Write Me Your Poetry in Motion - Rayemars PG // Anko + Orochimaru // spoilers for Anko filler (anime only) Orochimaru, Anko, and a curse seal.