TEAM 7 They're just the main characters. What's so important about them anyways? KONOHA Eight, Ten and Gai; sloth, passion and jackets with high collars. SUNA Written in the sand. Occasionally homicidal. AKATSUKI Because purple nail polish is bad ass. OLD STORIES A pervert, a drunken gambler and an old man with rotting arms. Once, they were great. MISSING NIN And everything else. BY AUTHOR Because we r not elitist.

SUNA: WAY BETTER THAN KONOHA Big Heart, Druken Fist - Maldoror R // Lee/Gaara // Humour Everyone in Sand knows that Lee is brave, kind-hearted and strong. What they didn't know about was his odd reaction to alcohol. Enter...the Drunken Fist Master! Chicken Soup for the Demonic Soul - Maldoror R // Lee/Gaara // Sexual Themes Gaara may be one of the strongest Shinobi around, but he's not invulnerable. When something unexpected threatens him, it is up to Lee to protect him and lend him the strength to fight the enemy within. Control - 012607 PG13 // Sasori/Deidara // Dark, Drabble Sasori has hundreds of puppets, but only one is his favourite. Distance - Annwyd PG13 // Kankuro/Temari // Incest, Death Gaara is dead, and every time his siblings touch each other, they drift further apart. Knife Edge - Annwyd PG13 // Shikamaru/Temari // Dark Shikamaru takes an ANBU mission, and whether he succeeds or not, it's not going to end well. Rejection of the Black - Gigabomb PG13 // Gaara/Tsunade // Spoilers post time-skip Gaara wants to be human. Tsunade convinces him otherwise. Rules - Marmalade Cat R // Sasori/Deidara // Sexual Themes Every relationship has rules. Some are more inexplicable than others. Semantics - Cephied Variable PG13 // Shikamaru/Temari // Sexual Themes Shikamaru, Temari, her brothers and the practical semantics of love. The Things We Do For Love - Cephied Variable PG13 // Various Pairings // Spoilers for just about everything Love in Konoha is often complicated and never repriocated. What would you do for love? Things - Cephied Variable PG13 // Sasori // Spoilers post time-skip These are the basics of puppeteering. As long as something possesses chakra, it is still considered alive. A thing, of course, but alive nevertheless. Tragic Kingdom - 021607 R // Sasori/Deidara // Dark, Sexual Content “I’m not going to die, Deidara.” A partnership form the very beginning to the very end. Voices - Marmalade Cat PG13 // Sasori // Spoilers post time-skip Sasori and his puppets. A drabble. Voices of the Desert - Marmalade Cat PG13 // Sasori + Deidara // Spoilers post time-skip Sasori and Deidara, whilst the two travel the land together a visit to Suna teaches Deidara more about his enigmatic partner. Whereof One Cannot Speak, One Must Remain Silent - Lykomancer R // Sasuke/Gaara // Sexual Themes Words are a barrier to true communication.